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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm
sixty-five?
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| A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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| A defense attorney was cross-examining
a
police officer during
a felony trial - it went like this:
Q.
Officer, did . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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| Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the
state highway in
Waxahachie, Texas. As they were writing up the
ticket, . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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| As a female
shopper exited a New York
convenience store, a man grabbed
her purse and ran. The clerk called 911
immedia . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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| A policeman had a perfect spot
to watch for
speeders, but wasn't
getting many. Then he discovered the
problem-a 10-ye . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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| The sheriff of a small
town was also the
town's
veterinarian.
One night the phone rang, and his wife
answered. An . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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| Why does the new Polish Navy have
glass
bottomed boats?
So they can see the old Polish Navy!
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| A defense attorney was cross-examining
a
police officer during
a felony trial - it went like this:
Q.
Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A. No sir, but I
subsequently observed a person matchin . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece
of raw meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a gorilla.
(griller)!
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the
state highway in
Waxahachie, Texas. As they were writing up the
ticket, one Ranger
turned to the other and said, "How do you spell
Waxahachie?"
The other one r . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| Mother: Jared, get your little
sister's hat out of that
puddle.
Jared: I can't mum, she's got it
strapped too tight under her
chin!
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| As a female
shopper exited a New York
convenience store, a man grabbed
her purse and ran. The clerk called 911
immediately, and the woman was
able to give them a detailed
description of the snatcher.
Within . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| A policeman had a perfect spot
to watch for
speeders, but wasn't
getting many. Then he discovered the
problem-a 10-year old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign
which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| The sheriff of a small
town was also the
town's
veterinarian.
One night the phone rang, and his wife
answered. An
agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"
"Do you require his services as a sh . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is
this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police
assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell
me how to
cook a turkey? I've never co . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| A policeman stops a car and suggests an
apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test. He blows, the thing
shows:
positive. He protests, cries he is a teetotaler and that the
instrument
isn't working proper . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| A seargent is
interviewing three cadets who
were training to become detectives. To test
their skills in
recognizing a suspect, he shows the first cadet a picture
for 5 seconds
and then hides it.
"This is . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| A man decided that he was going to ride a
10-speed bike
from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon
City before the
mountains justbecame too much and he could go no
farther. He stuck his
thumb ou . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| A police man was on
duty one night and he
headed up to "Make out
Mountain" to try to catch some couples in the
act.
When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a
couple sat,
and was surprised to . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| A police officer stopped a young man for
speeding. He stepped out
of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and
swaggered up to the
young man's window. "What chew driving so fast
for boy? You going to a
fah . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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