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A couple of hunters from Prague are out
hunting, and an emormous
bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of
the hunters.
Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive,
trapped in the belly of the
grizzly.
The oth . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A young reporter went to a retirement home to
interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the
old man to
tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was huntin . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What does the lion say to his
friends
before they go out hunting for food ?
'Let us prey.'
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Two hunters went moose
hunting every
winter without success. Finally, they came up with a
fool-proof plan.
They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the
mating
call of a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting.
They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching
something.
The first redneck says to the other, "If you get lost, fire
three
shots into the air every hour. That way . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Did you hear about the bear hunter?
Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a
large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just
as
he was about to pull the trigger, the bear . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What's
the easiest way for a Gorilla
hunter to make money?
Collect unemployment insurance!
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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The
Wednesday-night church service
coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our
pastor asked who had
bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the
pastor said, "I
don't get it. Last Sunday many of you said you wer . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What's the difference between a hunter and a
fisherman?
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What is the best
way to hunt bear?
With your clothes off
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you get if you cross a telephone with
a hunting dog?
A golden receiver!
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting.
Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How
come?
The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What did the turkey say to the turkey
hunter?
"Quack! Quack! Quack!"
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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Dick and Bob
were on a hunting trip. At
nightfall, Dick complained, 'We've been
hunting all day. We've
shot at five deer - and not hit one!'
'OK. Let's miss two more and
then head back to camp,' said
Bob.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large
goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot.
'Don't waste your
time,' Pat hollered.
'The rifle is not loaded.'
'I can't
wait,' Mike shouted back.
'The bird will be gone if I take t . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What is the best way to hunt bear ?
With
your clothes off.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in
the middle of the
jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct,"
he said. The
dinosaur was hard of hearing."What was that you said?"
The hunter shouted
at the top of his voice . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A group of
hunters fully equipped with
rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a
young boy armed only
with a slingshot. "What are you hunting for?"
asked an older hunter.
"I don't know. I ain't seen it yet," said the
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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An avid duck hunter was in the market for a
new bird dog. His
search ended when he found a dog that could
actually walk on water to
retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was
sure none of his friends
would ever believe hi . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde
wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything
together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in
the
morning he heard her shoot.. He went ov . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Two Virginia boys, Sonny
and Rick, went
out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the
bushes
and, by mistake, shot his friend.
After trying to remove the
bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor.
Two hours lat . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What's a big game hunter?
Someone who's
lost his way to the match.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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The big game hunter was showing his friends
his
hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on
the
floor he said, "I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn't want to
kill such a
magnificent beast, of course, but . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Commissioned by
a zoo to bring them some
baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel
scheme to trap them -
his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a
particularly
vicious and bad tempered dog. Once in the jungle he
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Two men were out hunting when one of them saw
a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it." "I can't," said
the second. "My gun isn't loaded." "Well," said the first," you
know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesn't . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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